User:Normal Nick

I am Normal Nick. When I drink 2% Milk (The other 98% is mayonnaise) I become Not So Normal Nick, a lactose-based creature from the deepest pits of hell.

It's unknown where I am from. I could be American. Or Polish. Maybe even a mix of the two. But others state that I am just Normal. That may be the case.

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